Machine Dreams — Financial Responsibility Was Never the Goal
Some people save responsibly. Some people browse Marketplace at 11:47 PM wondering how hard an engine swap could really be.
The Machine Dreams Logo Tee is for the people whose dream garage is significantly larger than their actual garage, whose project list grows faster than their bank account, and who firmly believe “I can probably fix it” is a perfectly reasonable purchasing strategy.
Featuring the Machine Dreams motorsport-style logo, this shirt is made for gearheads, builders, off-roaders, import fans, muscle-car addicts, and anyone who has ever explained to their spouse that technically, buying another vehicle could save money later.
Wear it in the garage. Wear it to the track. Wear it while making another terrible Marketplace decision.
Machine Dreams: The dream is imagined. The machine is real.
More details
- 100% carded cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (8.2 oz)
- Boxy fit
- Dropped shoulders
- Shoulder to shoulder tape
- Wide neck ribbing
- Double needle hems
- Pre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Machine Dreams
- Email: contact@support.machinedreamsshop.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Machine Dreams — Financial Responsibility Was Never the Goal Size Guide
| Size label | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
20
|
28.25
|
|
M
|
21 1/2
|
29 1/2
|
|
L
|
23.25
|
31
|
|
XL
|
24.75
|
32.25
|
|
2XL
|
26.25
|
33.75
|
|
3XL
|
28
|
34 1/2
|